Whenever Characters Have A Weird Dad And A Missing/dead/unmentioned Mom The Fandom Tendency Is To Assume

to all my hardcore gamers out there

(still alive, just had an art block then got sick after huhu)

basically fire and ice

nobody ever asks if the so called “mind controlling false god” might just have like really cool vibes or makes good points about things or is cute and people just like to do what she says and think what she thinks and be what she wants

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

BIG PROJECT: WARRIOR CATS WRITING SYSTEM !!!!!

called: CLAWSCRATCH

originally made for @creaturesofprey but free to use with credit ☺️ (i wanna see what my baby gets used for LOL)

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.