OOB Technically Means Out Of Bounds.....you Dont Think.....

Not to have warrior cats thoughts on main again but I wonder if it's considered gauche to name your kit in such a way that it's really clear you're gunning for a specific warrior name.

Like if Appleflower over in the nursery gives birth to a tortoiseshell with one white paw and names her Whitekit, does her leader give her a strong side-eye and think I see what you did there, I know you're trying to railroad me into fucking Whitefoot or Whitestep, and I swear to StarClan if I'm still leader by the time that thing has a ceremony, she's Whitecloud. I'll do it just to be a dick to you specifically, you can't fucking tell me what to do

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

Autism be damned that boy can girl

Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

i love the "let's ___ with mama" posts. im imagining an alternate universe where it's "let's ___ with baby" instead. the mamaverse.

The world of slugterra is crazy, you got a bunch of preteens and muscle heads shooting at each other, also the sheriff is 15

*does this to you*