Sploinkyniko - SploinkyNiko

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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jovial merriment <3

@moguche030

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

I know that "ok that's enough internet for today" joke in response to something weird or whatever is overdone and kind of annoying but they're right. sometimesit really really is enough internet for today