We’re Always Like “we’re Gonna Dress Like Sci-fi People In The Future” And Then The Next Generation

I love fruit

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

(says anything with any kind of authority) -or something. yeah but honestly i dunno. i could be totally wrong here, ive just done a lot of research on the topic but what if i missed the one crucial piece that makes me totally wrong you know? I could be way off base, its like, just my opinion at this point. yeah i have no clue. sorry

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time