Doctors Offices Scheduling Your Next Appointment Will Be Like “Does 372 Days From Now At 10 Am Work?”

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

so glad i’m not 15 anymore because now when i see the most mind numbingly specific and nitpicky discourse over something that only matters to about 0.0001% of the people on this planet i can roll my eyes and scroll past it instead of getting caught up in the seventeenth smith college type argument i’ve gotten into that week

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

literally my fave gif rn