If Tumblr Was For Ants Itd Probably Be Called Crumblr Or Something. And Also Itd Be A Nanoblogging Platform

oh this is also an old one

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

@moguche030

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

i like to think i’m secretly in a tv show or book so everytime im on the verge of breaking down some 14 year old on tumblr is going “ohh the blorbo… blorbo having a bad time 2day:(“

@moguche030

sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend