You Never Recover From Being Weird In Middle School

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

I don’t want to see you naked; send me a picture of all your clothes

however bad it gets don't forget you're not moderating the genshin impact discord with 2.1 million users

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

The world of slugterra is crazy, you got a bunch of preteens and muscle heads shooting at each other, also the sheriff is 15

@moguche030

sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend