Sploinkyniko - SploinkyNiko

oh this is also an old one

Steve....craafting table...Thee Overworld...endeeer puuurl...minecraft....BLOcks (metal pipe dropping sfx)...steve...BUCKET...creative survival..elytra..endeeer puurl..WATER BUCKET!..thee overworld...savethe world...flint...and STEEl...the nether...wither...ChicKen JocKEY!!!

I dreamt about a meme like this so I made one for horse race tests.

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

all i need to do is write a story and then adapt that story into a comic and then adapt that comic into an animated show and then adapt the show into a feature length movie and do all of it with no studio or budget and then find the smallest opening in a cave and then crawl thru it and fossilize

My bugs

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

if you can't handle me at my 'chat am i cooked', you don't deserve me at my 'we are so back'

if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no