Theres Bikes Around The City You Can Rent But You Have To Use An App That Needs Your Drivers License.

Not pictured: Brambleclaw in the warriors’ den shitting in Leafpool and Squilf’s nests (while cardboard cutouts of Firestar and Sandstorm impassively watch)

would you let me into your room so i can sit awkwardly on the ground wearing an oversized t shirt and look at your posters like a squirrel searching for threats before proceeding to say nothing and stare at you until you speak to me. would you let me do this

(jigsaw voice) hello. you claim to be hungry and yet you have not eaten for the past nine hours. in front of you is a plate of food. you're not trapped in this room and there's no death timer or anything, however. the longer you don't eat the hungrier you will get. you will not stop being hungry until you eat. you don't even have to eat the plate of food in front of you, you can just eat whatever. please. anything. i'm begging you. good luck.

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

Sometimes you have to bully your loved ones a little. One time I was venting to my sister about feeling unwanted and I used a metaphor about a house fire and she said “OK riddler” and I realized I was wearing a green coat and glasses and now whenever I get a grimdark angst spiral that’s all I can think about. OK riddler

Who wanna join me

*does this to you*