Jean Dating Kevin’s Celebrity Crush Is Going To Be The Funniest Thing Ever

Screaming dying rolling on the floor this is beautiful

forever partner friday but it's on a saturday and i gave up halfway through so its messy as hell

anways... what's spookier than the nest am i right

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this is as close to fan art as my limited artistic ability will allow me

girls dorm bathroom before the banquet !

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

🌻 Pov: you're playing exy and you meet a golden retriever and his sad wet cat of a teammate 🌻

happy to be with you

𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼, 𐎨 𐎦𐎤𐏂 𐎨𐏂. 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎱𐎠𐎨𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐎠𐎽 𐎠 𐎦𐎱𐎤𐎠𐏂𐎤𐎽𐏂 𐎽𐏂𐎠𐎱 𐎬𐎸𐎽𐏂 𐎡𐎤 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀, 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀 𐎣𐎨𐎥𐎥𐎨𐎢𐎸𐎫𐏂 𐎥𐎮𐎱 𐏀𐎮𐎸. 𐎠𐎫𐎼𐎠𐏀𐎽 𐎠 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎭𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎱 𐎠 𐎧𐎸𐎬𐎠𐎭 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎠 𐎽𐎨𐎭𐎦𐎫𐎤 𐎯𐎤𐎱𐎽𐎮𐎭 𐎨𐎭 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎬𐎨𐎫𐏀 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎪𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎼𐎮𐎱𐏂𐎧 𐎠 𐎣𐎠𐎬𐎭 𐎮𐎥𐎥 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎯𐎨𐏂𐎢𐎧 — 𐏀𐎤𐎠𐎧, 𐎽𐎮𐎸𐎭𐎣𐎽 𐎱𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧. 𒐞𒀼𐎏𒐕𒐖 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨 𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎪 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎤𐎭𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎽𐎽 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎭𐎮 𐎤𐎭𐎣 𐎣𐎠𐎣𐎣𐏀 𐎯𐎱𐎮𐎡𐎫𐎤𐎬𐎽 𐎠𐎫𐎫 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐏂𐎨𐎬𐎤. 𐎨 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼 it’s 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎤𐎭𐏂𐎨𐎱𐎤𐎫𐏀 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎸𐎫𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎠𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎬𐎤𐎭𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎼𐎤𐎫𐎫 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎢𐎸𐎱𐎽𐎤 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎽𐎤 𐎽𐎧𐎠𐎣𐎮𐎼 𐎨𐎬𐎠𐎦𐎤 𐎮𐎥 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎠 𐎦𐎮𐎣, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎠𐎡𐎫𐎤 𐏂𐎮 𐎧𐎮𐎫𐎣 𐎠 𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 𐎢𐎮𐎭𐎵𐎤𐎱𐎽𐎠𐏂𐎨𐎮𐎭 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐎠𐎭𐏀𐎮𐎭𐎤 𐎫𐎨𐎪𐎤 𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎱𐏀 𐎮𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎱 𐎭𐎮𐎱𐎬𐎠𐎫 𐎧𐎸𐎬𐎠𐎭 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎢𐎠𐎭, 𐎡𐎸𐏂 𐎨 𐎣𐎮 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎪 𐎠𐎭𐏀 𐎮𐎥 𐎸𐎽 𐎽𐎧𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐏂𐎮 𐎯𐎸𐏂 𐎸𐎯 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎬𐎸𐎢𐎧 𐎮𐎥 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎠𐎭𐎨𐎬𐎠𐎫 𐎽𐎧𐎨𐏂. 𐎯𐎨𐏂𐏀 𐎮𐎭𐎫𐏀 𐎦𐎤𐏂𐎽 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎽𐎮 𐎬𐎠𐎭𐏀 𐎢𐎫𐎮𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐎤𐏀𐎤𐎽, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎸𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱𐎽 𐎸𐎯 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐎽𐎨𐏍 𐎱𐎸𐎣𐎤 𐎭𐎠𐎬𐎤 𐎠𐎦𐎮. 𐎽𐎮 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, 𐎩𐎸𐎽𐏂 𐎽𐎧𐎸𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎥𐎸𐎢𐎪 𐎸𐎯 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐎸𐎽 𐎠𐎫𐎮𐎭𐎤

BRO ATE WITH THIS LINE

Get in loser the queen wants a drive

Alternative version underneath because I'm indecisive

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