Vibes are off
(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)
shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way
Hot🔥🧡
"Why didn't they love her enough to keep her safe?"
put neil josten in solitary refinement that man needs to learn some manners
I'm obsessed this is GEORGEOUS
just remembered I never posted my six of crows fanart here lol , wylan and jesper <33
hello i'm artist cozier and this is my hit single take me to bed
Someone needs to introduce Ronan Lynch to Hozier music
Can they flirt, aftg edition
Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.
Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.
Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.
Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.
Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.
Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.
Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.
Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura
Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.
Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET
You know what's suspicious? How much Jean talks about everyone being shorter than him. This is clearly foreshadowing for tgr when he just starts lifting people and carrying them away like a sack of potatoes. Cat won't let them go home from the mall early? Yoink. Jeremy stuck with his shitty family? Yoink. Cody looking like they want out of a conversation? Yoink. Neil wants to say literally anything to a camera? Yoink.
Jean I love you and I believe you can overcome any obstacle but also. Most of these obstacles are under 5'8" and you never skip leg day. There is an obvious solution here.
quick sketch of jean and jabberwocky