Spookyforestcryptid - Creature In The Forest

Project 2025 would ban anything the far right considers pornography. The far right considers anything queer-positive to be pornography, and they WILL encode that into law if given just a TINY bit more power.

Have queer fanfic (or trad published literature) or pics of your transition, or of two men kissing, saved to your hard drive? If the GOP get their way, you'd be guilty of possession of pornography. Did you share any of it? You'd be guilty of distribution of pornography. Have a sweet coming of age story with a queer protagonist? That'd be child pornography.

Even now, states are trying to make it a crime to be openly queer in public (by, among other things, classifying dressing as the "wrong gender" anyplace kids might see as a sex crime against children). Oh, and Florida tried (and thankfully failed) to impose the death penalty for the above.

This is just one example of the horrors awaiting us if the project comes to fruition.

And the far right is already screaming that any adult who mentions around kids that queer people exist is "grooming" children. Wear your Pride shirt past a playground? You're now a child groomer. Think they won't put that into law if allowed? You're naive.

The GOP currently controls the Supreme Court (which is how they overturned Roe v. Wade) and has a majority in one branch of congress. Imagine what will happen nationwide with the GOP controlling every branch of government, including supermajoroties in both houses of Congress.

Oh, and top GOP officials have also announced their desire to NUKE Gaza, so don't come at me with, "but I can't vote blue because Biden..." Or tell me how you think Gaza would somehow be better off with Trump and the GOP.

In France, the left and center joined together--even though they disagree vehemently on many issues (get two leftists together and they'll have three positions on any issue)--to stop the far right from totally taking over, because the one thing they ALL agree on is that fascists dictatorships are BAD.

Much the same with the UK finally kicking out their own neo-fascist party, the Torries, to install 400 Labour MPs. Not everyone loves Labour's policies, but virtually everyone with a brain cell recognizes that the Torries are fascists, and that FASCISM BAD.

"Every election, they tell us this is the most important election if our lives!" Yeah, because each election over the past several decades has been more important than the one before, until we are now at a tipping point between remaining a fucked up oligarchy with SOME resemblance to freedom, and an outright neo-fascist military dictatorship.

Trump has literally stated publicly his intent to criminalize dissent, use US armed forces against protesters (Kent State, but multiply it by thousands), purge all agencies and stuff them with those personally loyal to him, and use the DOJ to go after anyone he perceives as a threat to his political power, among other things.

And remember the things he did in office, like pulling the teeth of federal workplace protections for queer folks (which Biden reatored).

I don't care if you don't like Biden or Harris. Neither do I. But the alternative is Trump, and anyone telling you not to vote in 2024, or to vote third party, is rooting for Trump, and for Project 2025. Anyone telling you not to vote does not give one single solitary flying fuck about vulnerable populations in the US or anywhere else in the world.

"You're just being an alarmist!" Right. Like I was being alarmist when I predicted the failed Jan 6 coup attempt. Like I was being alarmist when I said the GOP would try to use control over SCOTUS to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Fucking vote.

Shout out to that one person who said that stolitz isn’t abusive because Stolas lets Blitzo top.

i am scared of stolitz shippers (i mean that in a bad way </3)

WOAH SO SILLY GOOD ART

woahh!!! ASD!!!

scavs are just so goofy to me tbh

Me: Hey, so I really like the idea of a romantic relationship, when can I expect the crushes to arrive?

My brain: *laughing*

My brain: Wait, your serious?

Me: yeah? I want to go on dates and kiss someone and move into a house and raise cats?

My brain: Yeah no, thats not happening

I think i might be Cupioromantic :D

ISN'T IT FUN GETTING ALL DONE UP? PRETENDING YOU'RE SOMEONE NEW?

LIFE IS EXTREMELY SUPREME WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE

i recently watched beetlejuice beetlejuice! (the beetlejuice sequel) and i have thoughts! Movie spoilers below ofc

Okay either you've watched it or you don't care about being spoiled. This is divided into things i like and things i dislike!

STUFF I LIKE:

This movie is really funny. The cop/actor is great, the wedding musical scene is hilarious, and bj is like 50% more fun than in the original. I love the bit where beetlejuice explains his backstory overly dramatically, i love the part at the end.

Bold choice of them to include a hot vampire woman but im not going to judge. I know she's not technically a vampire, but she sucks people's souls so it's close enough. Bj's ex (forgot her name) is just for people who want tall women to step on them and i love that for her i guess.

Sweet family stuff i guess is cute!

The twist with the boy and his family being ghosts is really well done. My mom actually predicted this and was whispering out loud in the theater. It's really fun and i love the sense of danger

The gore is really well done! The special effects in this movie go hard. How are you doing this omg its so cool.

Sandworms make a return and i love the sandworms.

Lydia's character omg! She is not okay and i love that for her. The writers also had the balls to put her in a bad relationship. its so cool!!!

STUFF I DON'T LIKE

the janitor in the beginning makes me uncomfortable. His face just looks so- ew. i can't really describe it.

They never explain what Delores was doing in those boxes. (minor problem)

Beetlejuice being a dead person is a bit weird, since if he's only a human why does he get summoned when you say his name? Why does he have powers? Was he turned into a demon? if so, how? And why doesn't the fungus stuff on his face match how he died (by poisoning) when all the other dead people gore does?

The maitlands are gone!! I liked the maitlands. They had to be like "oh they found a loophole to move on and leave" so the ghosts weren't around to break the plot. I wish they were back, but then we wouldn't have all this fun plot stuff.

in conclusion i liked it! Was a fun watch!

This is truely the post of all time.

I sentance thee to 20 years in Delaware

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

?????? I need an allo who thinks like this to please explain? Do you not have real friends? Me and my friends do most, if not all of these? Also i've heard several people say you can't be friends with the gender your attracted to, which is just like ????

Things friends can't do according to allos!

(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe. Also I know not all allos are like this.)

Give each other meaningful gifts

Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes

Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)

Match clothes or accessories

Hold hands for 'too long' (???)

Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)

Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'

Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands

Lean onto the other emotionally and physically

Smile in one another's presence

Laugh at each others jokes

Give genuine advice

Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc

Ask how the others doing

I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten