Welcome to Helluva Boss
Have a look around
Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found
We’ve got episodes monthly
And merch drops for days
So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays
Welcome to Helluva Boss
A bold new take on Hell
Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell
Don’t say that we’re sexist
Millie’s not ignored, haha
She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!
Welcome to Helluva Boss
By and for Tumblr
At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur
Be horny
Be sleepy
Be just plain confused
We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!
Welcome to Helluva Boss
Come on, bring a friend
Here’s a fun antagonist
We highly doubt you’ll see again
We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks
Except we changed our minds and now
It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other
Welcome to Helluva Boss
Views are down the drain
We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine
We’re out of animators
The critics are mean
We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween
See a washed-up pop star’s
Freshly washed car, be in pain
Steal our employees’ work and
Blacklist them if they complain
Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,
Love stories you’d find on Wattpad
He’s a rapist because he’s sad
His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad
Here's the show's only non-psycho
Committing awful crimes
Here's the exact same character arcs
That we’ve done a thousand times
Here’s the puny pay rate
For our animators
Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds
Could I interest you in naughty words?
All of the time?
An awful lot of naughty words
All of the time
Not laughing is a tragedy
Criticism’s a crime
Tons and tons of naughty words
All of the time
Could I interest you in naughty words?
All of the time?
An awful lot of naughty words
All of the time
Not laughing is a tragedy
Criticism’s a crime
Tons and tons of naughty words
All of the time
scavs are just so goofy to me tbh
and/or *takes it to "make a point", expecting everyone to go "oh shit my bad"*
I'm not going to specify which
this came to me in a dream etc
SPIDER!!!
another redesign of angel dust
Why is it...wai wha- wait why u put a lesbian falg on da screen if its not lesbian? Hunter is male and Arti is female, its normal! why did you put the flag if there should be no falfg?
how you can help palestine
palestine children's relief fund
palestine red crescent society
help bring down israel's weapon trade - palaction
save palestine - islamic relief canada
click to donate - arab.org
send medical supplies to gaza - palestinian american medical association
petition to investigate war crimes committed by israeli military
demand ceasefire - amnesty.org
open call for immediate ceasefire
american government call for immediate ceasefire
american government to stop funding israeli military
ceasefire and increase humanitarian assistance - oxfam au
location specific petitions
gaza call for ceasefire - oxfam (UK)
end israeli occupation - parliament uk (UK)
email your MP - medical aid for palestine (UK)
stop fuelling genocide - action network (USA)
call congress and demand a ceasefire - uscpr (USA - they provide a script of what you should say, so don't worry about it)
note: you can call everyday. they tally the number of calls per issue. so more calls = higher chance for them to take action. p.s. you mainly go to voicemail so don’t worry about phone call anxiety. fight through it just this once please.
australia call on israel to stop attacking palestinians - apan (AUS)
sign to send letter to MP for ceasefire - nccm (CANADA)
ceasefire now! - ijv (CANADA)
cessez-le-feu et un couloir humanitaire - le mouvement (FRANCE)
write to your député - assemblée nationale (FRANCE)
skydda civilbefolkningen i gaza! - mittskifte (SWEDEN)
singaporeans call for immediate ceasefire (SIN)
contact your elected reps and demand a ceasefire (GERMANY)
write to the EU demanding a ceasefire (EUROPE)
template of letters you can send (EU)
friends of al-aqsa
❥ UK-specific
urge your MP to speak up for palestine
hands off al-aqsa
stop administrative detention
petition for UK to stop arming israel
❥ International
boycott puma — email them to end their partnership with israel
boycott coca-cola
palestine action
join the resistance
islamic relief canada
urge your MP to rally for ceasefire
text campaign for people living in USA
text CEASEFIRE @ 51905 to call for a ceasefire
please let me know if you have any more links. i will add them to a follow up post.
Reblog so we can save lives
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
People asking me my pronouns is supposed to be so simple and easy but like- do I tell them I use he/him to avoid confusion? Do I say any pronouns and have to deal with people using she/her on me? Do I even feel comfortable with they/them anymore? Do I just say she/her because Im not technically out???? This is madness
God I’m so fucking angry at this show. Niffty, Vox, and Sir Pentious are the only reason I’m still watching it.
Vivziepop literally put a GRAPHIC rape scene in episode FOUR without a trigger warning??? Excuse me??? And it was sexualised as well??? As a csa survivor, that shit was horrible.
I’m stealing Niffty, she’s mine now <3
Ello! I vibe here in the woods. I'm a lil guy. I reblog and occasionally post art. I browse and like things a lot. Minor / Aroace / He/Fae / DNI radqueers, pro-contact paras, endos, racists, homophobes, transphobes and their supporers . / Nsfw and kink dni (that stuff just makes me uncomfertable im sure your cool) //
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