Spookyspookies

ive got one foot in a fairy ring and the other in a mossy bog

friendly witchcraft reminder that

- intrusive thoughts won’t affect your magic or draw bad things into your life because there’s no intent behind them

- your deities are smart enough to know that you don’t mean your intrusive thoughts and to therefore not act on them or be offended by them

- if you have anxiety, then anxiety when you do magic isn’t your intuition telling you that something’s wrong. It’s just a symptom of your mental illness and it doesn’t mean anything.

weddings are crazy expensive me and my s/o will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am

♥ Disney Movie Masterpost ♥

Walt Disney Animation Studios Films: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Pinocchio (1940) Fantasia (1940) Dumbo (1941) Bambi (1942) ➥ Bambi II (2006) Saludos Amigos (1943) The Three Caballeros (1945) Make Mine Music (1946) Fun and Fancy Free (1947) Melody Time (1948) The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr.Toad (1949) Cinderella (1950) ➥ Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) ➥ Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (2007) Alice in Wonderland (1951) Peter Pan (1953)  ➥Return to Never Land (2002) Lady and the Tramp (1955) ➥ Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure (2001) Sleeping Beauty (1959) One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) ➥ 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure (2003) The Sword in the Stone (1963) The Jungle Book (1967) ➥ The Jungle Book 2 (2003) The Aristocats (1970) Robin Hood (1973) The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) ➥ Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) ➥ The Tigger Movie (2000) ➥ Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) ➥ Piglet’s Big Movie (2003) ➥ Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo (2004) The Rescuers (1977) The Fox and the Hound (1981) ➥ The Fox and the Hound 2 (2006) The Black Cauldron (1985) The Great Mouse Detective (1986) Oliver & Company (1988) The Little Mermaid (1989) ➥ The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000) ➥ The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning (2008) The Rescuers Down Under (1990) Beauty and the Beast (1991) ➥ Beauty and the Beast:The Enchanted Christmas (1997) ➥ Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World (1998) Aladdin (1992) ➥ The Return of Jafar (1994) ➥ Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) The Lion King (1994) ➥ The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998) ➥ The Lion King 1½ (2004) Pocahontas (1995) ➥ Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) ➥ The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) Hercules (1997) Mulan (1998) ➥ Mulan II (2005) Tarzan (1999) ➥ Tarzan II (2005) Fantasia 2000 (1999) Dinosaur (2000) The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) ➥ Kronk’s New Groove (2005) Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) ➥ Atlantis: Milo’s Return (2003) Lilo & Stitch (2002) ➥ Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005) Treasure Planet (2002) Brother Bear (2003) ➥ Brother Bear 2 (2006) Home on the Range (2004) Chicken Little (2005) Meet the Robinsons (2007) Bolt (2008) The Princess and the Frog (2009) Tangled (2010) ➥ Tangled Ever After (2012) (Short) Winnie the Pooh (2011) Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Frozen (2013) ➥ Frozen Fever (2015) (Short) Big Hero 6 (2014)

Pixar Films: Toy Story (1995) A Bug’s Life (1998)  Toy Story 2 (1999) Monsters, Inc. (2001) Finding Nemo (2003)  The Inredibles (2004) Cars (2006) Ratatouille (2007) WALL-E (2008) Up (2009) Toy Story 3 (2010) Cars 2 (2011) Brave (2012) Monsters University (2013) Inside Out (2015)

Other Animated Films Distributed by Disney: The Brave Little Toaster (1987) DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990) The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) A Goofy Movie (1995) ➥ An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) James and the Giant Peach (1996) Doug’s 1st Movie (1999) Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (1999) Recess: School’s Out (2001) Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004) Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas (2004) Teacher’s Pet (2004) Pooh’s Heffalump Movie (2005) Valiant (2005) The Wild (2006) Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams (2007) Tinker Bell (2008) ➥ Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure (2009) ➥ Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue (2010) ➥ Secret of the Wings (2012) ➥ The Pirate Fairy (2014) ➥ Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast (2015) Ponyo (2008) A Christmas Carol (2009) Mars Needs Moms (2011) Frankenweenie (2012) Planes (2013) ➥ Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014)

Live-Action Films with Animation: The Reluctant Dragon (1941) So Dear to My Heart (1949) Mary Poppins (1964) Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) Pete’s Dragon (1977) Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Enchanted (2007)

Live-Action Disney Films: Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) ➥ Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) ➥ Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) ➥ Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) ➥ The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) ➥ The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) High School Musical (2006) ➥ High School Musical 2 (2007) ➥ High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) Bridge to Terabithia (2007) Race to Witch Mountain (2009) Alice in Wonderland (2010) The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) Tron: Legacy (2010) Prom (2011) The Muppets (2011) ➥ Muppets Most Wanted (2014) John Carter (2012) The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) The Lone Ranger (2013) Saving Mr. Banks (2013) Maleficent (2014) Into the Woods (2014) Cinderella (2015) Tomorrowland (2015)

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

“To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.”

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)

dir. Ben Stiller

Luminol is a powder which is made up of oxygen, hydrogen,nitrogen, and carbon. It glows luminous blue when it comes into contact with blood, even minuscule amounts of blood and even after the area has been cleaned. The glow of luminol only lasts for around 30 seconds but it can be captured through a camera. It’s often used as a last resort because the reaction can destroy the evidence.