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Shrek (2001)
Bee Movie (2007)
Megamind (2010)
Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)
Strange Magic (2015)
aesthetic | horror | monster
watercolour botany
future me is wearing vintage dior to ballets & operas, ordering thousands of dollars worth of la perla, and slathering herself in crème de la mer. she’s living her best life. she finds any excuse to celebrate life by drinking glasses of chilled moët & chandon rose imperial champagne while binge watching grace kelly movies. every night she drowns herself in silk bedsheets while wearing baby pink olivia von halle ‘coco’ pyjamas. there are fresh arrangements of roses (from all her admirers) & peonies (which she picked up from the farmers market) in every room. she is utterly and completely happy. i can’t wait to be her.
San Vito Lo Capo
Trapani, Sicily, Italy
Ig: deux_photography
Nightmare Before Christmas but it’s that iCarly meme
The idea for this post was a combined effort with @sakkarose
the common rooms — hp
Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues
sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all
Kitchen/Cottage witch aesthetic
today's mood: it's almost dark outside, you wear big white blouse and long skirt, the smell of fresh bread, long conversations about Renaissance art, drinking wine with your friends, making potions at the midnight and reading Byron and Shelley
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
you wear an ancestor's face. you look like a woman you'll never meet. in that mirror, there's thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.
weddings are crazy expensive me and my s/o will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am
honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart
today's mood: get lost alone in Paris, wandering through small streets, find an old library and buy book here, spending the whole evening in vintage cafe and enjoying hot chocolate
when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago
nice
Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.
not to be controversial but i literally don’t care about fancy career goals all i want for myself is peace like i have no desire to be a lawyer or an esteemed intellectual please just give me a beautiful garden and lots of animals and plenty of paint and i’ll happily work at pets at home or cafe nero
how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her
working in your little greenhouse, having a tea party in the old garden house, singing songs while sitting near the window and looking at your garden
is there more exciting than the nature before the rain, when you can enjoy the fresh wind and dark sky and run rapidly to your house where you can listen to the sound of thunderstorm under the blanket with the cup of tea and a really good book?
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
today's mood: living in the castle, wearing long vintage dresses, having a garden where I can grow my plants for potions, playing hide-and-seek with ghosts, spending the whole night reading magic books and spells and settling Halloween parties every weekend
stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don't have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.