I Love Him So Much Its Unreal

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

Laundry... time?

Good luck with Moon Geppetto-

[Moon doesn't like icky textures]

[Sun shenanigans here!]

Happy new year! Thank you for your visiting my puffer blog in last year. Many your reactions and comments always encourage me. In this year, I am continuing to post cute and wonderful puffin’ creature!!

Laundry time!

Geppetto please be patient

[Time to get Moon's hat!]

notice this Monty plush in daycare attendant's room

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline.

Zoomers in hell: omg the radio demon doesn't know what the lgbtq is i bet he doesn't even know he's ace.

Meanwhile alastor: why is nothing queer lavender anymore? why are we using every color except lavender? What happened to the flower language? im so confused when did we stop using it, did vox do this to fuck with me? And why do these children keep referring to me as a fighter pilot?! Is that the new word for "fairy" or "dandy"? I realize I'm a bit effeminate but I thought the red made it clear my gender expression. Fuck it I'm gonna go read some Oscar Wild or listen to Billy Stayhorn.