Him: You Better Not Be Too Wordy When I Get There

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Seriously though were people in the past just constantly giggling at the word “suck” being written with a long s like was that a thing do you think

The Tampa Tribune, Florida, July 25, 1913

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

58 year old tyrannical President Snow choking to death on the poison he consumed to murder the parade master

Teenage Haymitch:

ruthven is so messy he nursed aubrey back to health after the death of his love for weeks and then got shot and acted like he was gonna die to make sure aburey didn’t tell anyone about him for a year and a day and then went to england and started mackin on his sister while everyone thought he was crazy and THEN got marreid to her on the LAST DAY of his oath and immediately fled the country with his new bride. he could have just killed him but instead he was like lemme make a memory out of this