Springloadedcoffin - Embry

You know how when a friend ditches their trashy partner you bond by letting rip about how shitty they were?

Yo Byron literally wrote a bros before hoes poem when a friend was having problems with his mistress and then within a month they got back together and Byron had to write another poem being all “oh my bad, she’s great. You’re still a fool but she’s great” 😂 (also managed to get a line into both poems about how much of a player he was)

We are all just disasters tumbling through history!

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood.

This could have been a moment when the Democrats stood up as one in a great Spartacist moment of political resistance... instead we got Al Green with the bravery to not back down.

Jonathan Sims vs Cecil Palmer vs Forrest Nash

fist fight.

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

Tigris: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Coryo: Only the ambulance ride.

Tigris: That wasn’t an ambulance ride, I drove you.

Coryo: But I heard a siren?

Tigris: That was Sejanus.

Sejanus: Sorry, I got nervous.

Lexington Leader, Kentucky, July 18, 1917

Trump is spending $850,000 per flight to deport 80 immigrants at a time.

It would literally be cheaper to just give each immigrant an unconditional $10,000.

People only care about the cost when it involves helping people. When it involves hurting people, they never care what it costs.