My Dealer: Got Some Straight Gas 🔥😛 This Strain Is Called “laudanum-dosed Wine At The Villa Diodati

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

You know how when a friend ditches their trashy partner you bond by letting rip about how shitty they were?

Yo Byron literally wrote a bros before hoes poem when a friend was having problems with his mistress and then within a month they got back together and Byron had to write another poem being all “oh my bad, she’s great. You’re still a fool but she’s great” 😂 (also managed to get a line into both poems about how much of a player he was)

We are all just disasters tumbling through history!

Rosamund Pike as Elspeth Catton in Saltburn (2023)

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Parts of it are very cringe but parts of it - well, still cringe, but worth sharing I think

what if you were POOR and then you got a GIRLFRIEND who was always SINGING and then she DUMPED YOU and then you got elected PRESIDENT and then some district 12 rando ALSO HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT SINGS and then he tries to BLOW UP YOUR CHILD DEATH ARENA and then ANOTHER district 12 rando can SING AND BLOWS UP YOUR CHILD DEATH ARENA and then she doesn’t SHOOT YOU but you still DIED

haymitch saying “I don’t drink” hahaha so funny I have a gun in my mouth

*sobbing* no bc you don’t understand Abuela is not a villain she’s traumatized she literally had to leave everything behind and watched people, including her own husband, die and then all of a sudden she got this miracle that literally moved the earth to create a safe haven for her so OF COURSE when she sees that the magic is in trouble she has trouble dealing with it because that’s been her stability for so long and OF COURSE when she sees it REALLY starting to weaken she freaks out and starts snapping at people because for all she knew, if they lost their magic, they could lose EVERYTHING again. The miracle LITERALLY created the mountains around their encanto, for all she knew, if the magic ran out, the mountains could have crushed them all or they would have disappeared back into the earth, it would leave them vulnerable again, and OF COURSE she still loves her family and Mirabel but of course she snaps at her bc she’s scared and doesn’t know what’s going on but she knows Mirabel is connected to it somehow and whatever it is was so bad her son LEFT and OF COURSE she pushes her family so hard to help the community because she has survivor’s guilt bc she wasn’t the only one who lost her home or her loved ones but she was the one who got the miracle so of course she feels like she has to earn it somehow and OF COURSE she doesn’t know how to help her children with their mental health bc she doesn’t know how to handle it, let alone handle her own, and it’s just so devastatingly HUMAN and I just- *ugly cries*

Are u going to/is there already a way to access your transcriptions of those letters with Rachel/rat, Jack, will, & co? I love them so

I would love to eventually, but it would be a huge undertaking and I would probably have to make a separate website for it. There are over 1000 letters, and my first draft transcription (which I still need to proofread) is over 1200 pages typed single space.

I'm so glad you're enjoying them!