People: Effie Loved Being An Escort. She Was So Brainwashed. She Probably Applied For The Job Because

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v

Tshirt idea I had

Fucking loser male protags when being seduced by a sexy lady: I shouldn't, it'd ruin my marriage~ Well, I suppose if she'll never find out...

Johnathan Harker, absolute Chad, himbo supreme, when being seduced by three sexy vampires: AAAAAA Noooo!! I do NOT want to betray my wonderful soon to be wife Mina Murray like this!!! Do not want DO NOT WANT!!!

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

Female inmates of San Quentin State Prison and their very fine hats. 9/?.

Female inmates of San Quentin State Prison and their very fine hats. 2/?.

“Well Your Honor, my client literally never asked to be born so…”

Defense attorney’s closing statement from a 1918 burglary case I’m working on.