Sprotuzz - M4R1US

In case the esim process confuses you or you aren't able to buy them yourself for any other reason, crips for esims for Gaza is collecting donations, they've almost met their goal of $150,000 raised. Donating allows them to buy esims in bulk which allows them to obtain more than individuals would be able to. I just donated and it was super easy as you can use paypal.

Chuffed

Crips for eSims for Gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza is a collaboration between Jane Shi, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, and Alice Wong. 

RIP 4Chan, i'll never forget this post that instantly cured my social anxiety upon reading it 🫡

Transformers One poster from Studio Trigger

Drawn by Masaru Sakamoto

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Try speeding through this, asshole.

hey do you know if palestine still needs e-sims?

yes

buy an e-sim here!

Men of war - Humanity is a space oddity

An alternate universe in which aliens had arrive during ww1-ww2ish, Inspired by the incident of the attack of the dead men. Also sincerely sorry for wrong grammer.

I am not native to English. Im using a dictionary lol.

When we had arrive, a group of men in gas masks threw bombs made of a gas-mixture. Mostly harmless to some of our specimens on board our ship, we have landed pretty far, enough for the trees and all sorts of organisms to hide us, but also close enough to see the destruction these Terrans had caused.

We had expected aliens from a far, trying to colonize a terrene classed fleshlings. But..no, we saw other humans, gasping for air as they clenched their very own throats, horrifying site indeed.

As they fell onto the ground like dying flies, the men decided to start stabbing them, as if they weren't already dead. But soon as one was about to be stabbed, the corpse,.. or what seemingly was a corpse clenched the knife that was on the gun.

We had a okay grasp with humanity, although we didn't understand why they needed to tape brittle knives on their guns. Why couldn't they just shoot them? Who knows.

The man's hand bled, before they managed to forcefully take the knife from the poorly duct taped gun. Before tackling the soldier while puking blood, it started to stab it, the other soldiers were stunned although one had stepped up and shot it.

"W████uf war███t █u? F██ts█tzen!" The man shouted harshly, my men couldn't understand such words.. as if our translators broke right here and there. It sounded like a mix of Martikir Urthonian and Schlovia'Adepti language, an abomination that is. Although it may be due to the distance from the man and us.

Soon the soldiers did not hesitantly think of not continuing, as if a dead or supposedly dead man had came and killed one of their soldiers. Soon those whom have not been stabbed started walking, using their guns as canes and soon some of them started to retreat without command.

Four or three soldiers were stabbed, and some were shot. Soon the same man had shouted, "VER███S█ ███ZT!" They had ran through the barbed wire, most had started falling and being trampled by their own soldiers. Brutally being cut by the fact that they were being slammed forcefully by hundreds of feet and onto sharp wires made of metal.

Soon the dead men started shooting their guns, like some sick game of.. what was that? Shooting chalk through fake gunsthat humans think are fun ? Ah right.. airsoft.

Soon enough all of them had left, the field was bloody, and their screams and puking noises filled the air with red. I do not know what had happened to those men, but I know the other side had ran sl fast that they had simply gone through their own traps and defenses.

It was a scene from a nightmare, something no one could've made up alone. We fled from there, going somewhere else instead of that monstrosity of a battle.. I wish we had came to earth after this horrid battle between all of humanity.

- Sekthore 5 group commander, ██████

a Pandora AU commission :]