Spyderthedecider - Jada

he is my barty crouch jr

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

Ma'am your child is obsessed with Rory Culkin

gay son or thot daughter

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

it’s always “i love you” and never “a few weeks ago you told me lane had a crush on me. well i have a crush on her too and i know you have very strict rules about dating and boys and i just want you to know that i’m a good person. i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket, i’m healthy, i take care of myself, i floss, i never watch more than thirty minutes of television partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on, i respect my parents, i do well in school, i never play video games in case they do someday prove playing them can turn you into a serial killer, i don’t drink coffee, i don’t drink soda because the carbonation freaks me out, i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it, i don’t mind wearing a tie, i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and i really really wanna take your daughter to her prom. mrs kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.”

I think i like the catcher in the rye a little too much

okay here me out but no sane person would search "catcher in the rye merch" up for their Christmas list....

good by academic weapon school year

hello girl rot summer

real

🝮 made by me 🝮

henry was evil like he knew what the fuck he was doing

I would pay a lot of money to read “The Secret History” from Bunny, Henry, or Camila point of view.

happy moony day to the handsomest werewolf of them all

they are my roman empire

"Wow you learn latin? You must be so smart"

My latin: