Do You Ever Think About The Fact That Your Favourite Piece Of Media Has Already Been Written And Not

I think i like the catcher in the rye a little too much

okay here me out but no sane person would search "catcher in the rye merch" up for their Christmas list....

There’s nothing quite like re-reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt and slowly but surely Bunny Corcoran and his antics, his “old man’s” and “dickie boys” become less annoying and more likable, more real and more honest in contrast to the pretentious and arrogant behavior of the rest of the creek class.

Whilst I felt almost relieved when they got rid of him on my first read through, I felt sorry for him on the second one.

gilmore girls???

[Regulus working at the inn Sirius owns]

Regulus: Excuse me, sorry to interrupt but there is a phone call for you

Sirius: Tha-

Regulus: And if I'm to fetch you like a dog then I want a cookie and a raise

Sirius: Take a message and tell them I'll call back Reg

Remus: Good boy *smirks*

Regulus: *glares*

some people will call holden caulfield a whiny annoying toxic bitch and then turn around and repost fanart of Nico diAngelo and call him their babygirl and their silly little rabbit in the tags like they're not the same fucking person in different fonts

the doubt never leaves my mind

Yea she is my best friend but I’m not sure I’m hers

we cant all be Donatello its not mathematically possible

i just wanna see how this shakes out

before i get over this shit its gonna kill me

sudoku son or word search daughter

big spoon son or little spoon daughter- like actual spoons guys

big Nate son or dork diaries daughter

tea son or coffee daughter

Billy Joel son or David bowie daughter

these are so fun to make

gay son or thot daughter

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

New workout motivation: I could loose all my athleticism by being lazy