Arguing With Facebook Dudes While Being In The Closet Is So Funny

you ever see something so cool that you’re mad you didn’t make it?

light a candle for me when i die, won't you?

10/10 would smooch

the banana fish fandom NEEDS to pay attention to this man more LORD i love u cain

anime women in the 90’s versus now. I’m violent.

I’m biting people

fucking. Take my reblog you beautiful fuck. How does it feel to be right about everything.

Sometimes I see people complaining about Ash and Eiji, saying how they are the definition of queerbait just because they don't do what you would normally expect a mlm couple to do

The thing about mlm ships is that they're too sexualised

You usually know the endgame when you see two boys having unexplainable sexual tension and it doesn't even take long to get them there, usualy by third chapter

Now, there are some good anime that potray healthy and normal mlm relationships, but people now mostly just read BL manhwa where relationships are mostly toxic or done for fanservice

And then fans like that decide to watch Banana Fish because someone told them they have a cute relationship (they usually ignore TWs but whatever) and decide to shit over them because they didn't even have a proper kiss like???

Do they need to fuck on screen to prove their love

Sometimes we forget that most of BL boys are young and sure, boys IRL do think about sex a lot but they also have feelings and want to love which most media doesn't show

Ash had trauma that could have been healed (maybe not comepletely, but enough to at least try and live a normal life) if he decided to live, but he didn't, and we can't just know what he would've done with Eiji if he went to Japan

Eiji is sweet and shy, we don't see much from his perspective, and we also don't really know much about him and why he was interested in Ash from the very beginning, you could describe it him being mysterious or it's just author's laziness lol (motives might be better explained in the manga where Eiji is a little more realistic to real boys)

And then you see those two just enjoying each other's presence and say YEAH THATS QUEERBAIT

???

When did it become unusual for two people to just enjoy having each other, it's not like you and your partner have this akward sexual tension moment every single second of your time lmao.

idk why there’s so much porn in the Banana Fish tag but it feels like the world is writing a poem for me and it’s gonna put me in the ground

Hey ask me about the inherent heteronormativity of top/bottom discourse in fandom

Important calculations underway

I’m not saying it’s a good thing that Vi went to Stillwater, but I am saying she got like two grand’s worth of tattoos and probably traded like. Some mid-range weed for it. It’s not all bad.

I would kill anyone for these three

Banana fish fanbase, community or whatever you call yourselves, I'm about to give an honest opinion and ask something super important here and I want to see if you all agree with me on this. So—can we all agree that these's three–👇

Are so underrated and most underappreciated. They are just so awesome and sweet, and it honestly hurts me to see that they don't get enough love and attention. (To me at least.)

They really respect their boss, is fully aware of the danger they have to face and they were super chilled when Eiji just suddenly showed up and gotten involved. (I adore his friendship with Kong and Bones btw🥺💓)

So, am I the only one who thinks like this or do you all feel the same?

nothing is more fun that creating OC’s who have relationships with characters that would need to be wildly out of character in order to ever give a fuck about them in the slightest. Like wdym Hua Cheng is nice to my silly little OC because he’s small and sells weeds by the road in ghost city like a street urchin. He would not fucking say that (affectionate)