When They Get Their Candy Stuck In The Vending Machine

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

I’ll throw in another $5 for Ruby and Weiss talking in Volume 7.

*slides $5 to crwby writers*

Give me the forbidden winter-whitley interactions plz

Fiona: Is Sand called sand because it's between Sea and Land?

May: FOR THE LAST TIME, GO TO BED-

May, pausing: ... Ask me in the morning...

Yang: We're having a baby

Ruby: I'm gonna be an Aunt?!

Blake, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here

Ruby, sobbing as she signs: I'm my own aunt?!

//

"What if Yang truly became Ruby's mom"

Part 2

*deletes angry paragraph*

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

If you leave your Christmas lights up year round, it’s all “oh they’re so festive” or “oh they’re just lazy”.

But I leave even one (1) skeleton in my front b yard longer than a day after Halloween and suddenly it’s all, “oh they’re crazy” and “where’d they even get that skeleton anyway why does it look so real?”

mood

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