The Marauders Fandom Be Like:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

This works for most gay relationships in the marauders era

based on this post

regulus: just to make sure, you know? are you asking me this romantically or platonically?

james *down on one knee*: you just did not fucking ask me that

The Kind of Heroes we need...

He made it guys! Are new lord and savior has arisen!

Remus: *looks at Sirius* I know what I said

Remus: Fuck the rich

James: *staring at Regulus* If you insist

Can someone please tell me if they know a place I can watch miraculous ladybug season 5 for free?

EVERYONE WE ARE SANDWICH!

Ah yes, Chorch