How The Fuck Are These Two Things Related

Have you read a fic where Louis and Harry are conjoined twins but they're conjoined by Louis' dick up Harry's ass and it's really sad bc Louis wants to bottom and it's really heartfelt and emotional ?????

sometimes i actually don’t know what to say

Saturn — NASA. Mathematical magnificence. It's so hard to realise that it's a photo, it's real.

happy pride

Chocolate by The 1975 Lyrics

As heard:

Hey now, koi schplipi cushya knowthatcha will, Oh, ya buy ya fren lie CHOCOLATE YOU SAID a weeee go. Ah nobody know, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Oh, We nebagonnaquiddi nu wenebagonnaquiddi no,

Now, RUN RUN AWAY FROM THE poison o’ ploo, Oh, macaw, SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE, HEY NOW, ah think about what you doWAH, THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY, THINK ABOUT hahte thin, Pois en play pois in play POOOIS eh,

OHHHH WE. GO. ANOOBODYNOHHHoooo, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO. Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Nuhh, yuh nebagonaquiddinuhyhnebagonaquiddi ih yuh don stah SMOKIN’ IT, That’s What She Said ;) SHE SAID, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, w GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmm, we nebagonaquiddi nu wenebagonaquiddi no,

Hey now, we buldinaw speedy schlehh pro chinna HILL, Oh, mah heh smez lie CHOCOLATE, Hey now, ye sayyuh gonaquiddi buh ynebagonaquiddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi Go. Play coo.

Uhhwee saydawee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO. Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Well I think we bedda OH, Siri asly bedda OH, Seda beta ihyuh no, Siri asly bedda Oohohoh, Well I think we bedda OH, Seda fetsa eeru no, Siri feck a bedda no, Siri asly bedda OOooh……..

Asedduwee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO. Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no. NO. no. NO..

(MINDLESS HOLLERING IN THE BACKGROUND) Well I think we bedda OH, Siri asly bedda OH, Seda beta ihyuh no, Siri asly bedda Oohohoh, Well I think we bedda OH, Seda fetsa eeru no, Siri feck a bedda no, Siri asly bedda OOooh……..

(i have never looked at the official lyrics and i never will… i want to preserve the magic…)

still laughing my ass off to this

IT'S DECEMEBER 4 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

HAPPY EXPULSION FROM A UTERUS DAY TROY BARNES

Jew here with a friendly reminder that:

Criticizing Isreal ≠ antisemetic

Supporting Palestine ≠ antisemitic

Believing in the Free Palestine cause ≠ antisemitic

BUT ALSO

A random ass Jew just living their life oceans away has nothing to do with the Isreal-Palestine conflict

Palestinian Jews exist

Jews that support Palestine exist (I am one of them)

Calling out ACTUAL antisemitism ≠ supporting Isreal