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BILLY CRYSTAL AND MEG RYAN AS HARRY AND SALLY WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989) Dir. Rob Riener

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

he’s so real for that

i’m sorry but i can’t stop thinking about someone picking up the ywgttn paperback, a serious mental health book, and thinking “i wonder what else daniel howell does?” and looking him up and being greeted with THIS

You’ve heard of Astroturf. You’ve heard the phrase “tough titties.” Now get ready for — Turf Titties!

Dan and Phil + textposts

tudor princess gentle princess people’s princess