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zendaya is meechee
So a very crusty old man was being accompanied by his son to grocery shop. Awesome cuz this guy was absolutely CLUELESS.
He tried to get me to open the milk doors for him to get his milk. The son goes "dad. You open the door and get it yourself. They're not wait staff."
The dude is complaining about the prices. "Its not 1945 anymore dad, eggs aren't just 1$ anymore."
Later, I hear "dad move out of the way, you're blocking traffic"
At the register, they're the 2nd in line. Im almost done with the customernin front. Like they're about to pay. And he demands we open another register. "Dad. You can wait for 1 minute. We're next." And then he tried to pay with cash and the son goes "you just got mad about waiting 10 seconds, and you're gonna make the whole line wait 5 minutes for you to count those coins? Just use your card!"
After the transaction, the guy is looking over his receipt. "He was so fast he must have messed up something" the son goes "cashiers are timed these days. He has to be fast. Everything is fine."
Shoutout to this grownup kid. Educate your parents.
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girls vs getting over anything thats ever happened to them in their life
Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.
The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.
While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone
The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter
The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.
Eventually, one of the students pipes up:
"Well, the queen of England just died."
And without missing a beat, another student:
"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"
Good morning
Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”
I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION
That guy form whoretel transgendervania has tguy swag because who else would dress like this at their wedding
I couldn't wait, the icon has changed
Design made with input from @neutral-face-emoji (she added a lesbian Flag to the Halloween logo)
elderly woman at work today mentioned her wife today while i was ringing her up, HP fully restored +20 strength +20 constitution
clocked this entire website
starting a collection
Bitch.
one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness
Birds of a feather!
(Pride 2019) | (Pride 2020) | (Pride 2021) | (Pride 2022) | Pride 2023
Wow, can't believe I've been doing this for five years! Thanks again for the support! I'm thrilled to finally get feedback from you guys on polls. 🌈
Anyway, you can make requests for different flags for 2023 designs. I'll do them if I'm available!
Links: [Gay] / [Lesbian] / [Ace] / [Aro] / [Bi] / [Pan] / [Trans] / [NB]
It's almost tradition that I write something here every year, but wow good lord, this year is really trying isn't it? Even Rainbow Capitalism™ is under fire and giving in to transphobia and homophobia. It's rough out there man... It's most important that we don't divide and fight among ourselves at these times. We are stronger together as a flock.
I'll see all of you next year, hang in there! Also sorry I'm late again...
Chungking Express (1994) dir. Wong Kar-wai
America moment
Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)
And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.
please don’t be mean to me i will literally be on my deathbed replaying it in my head asking myself why i’m such a unique annoyance to society
Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
i need you to know this is the most followers i have ever fucking gotten at once like its been almost 80 in 22 minutes im gonna go freak mode
elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created
I love seeing adhders/autistics obviously unmask. Like yes boo, stim and stomp and talk yourself into circles about the cool dog you saw. It just makes me so happy that I get to see the things an autistic person only does when they feel safe.
Does anyone have any recommendations for music like will wood/wwatt that actually sounds similar to his music inatead of just being other music ww fans like (lemon demon, tally hall, shayfer james etc etc)