I think he’s perfect for the role, but if you don’t, just shut the fuck up about his body.
He’s had body issues forever since he was being constantly picked-apart by Twilight fans. Here’s a quote from one of his interviews:
“Body dysmorphia, overall tremendous anxiety. I suppose it’s because of these tremendous insecurities that I never found a way to become egotistical. I don’t have a six-pack and I hate going to the gym. I’ve been like that my whole life. I never want to take my shirt off. I’d prefer to get drunk.”
He has also said that he was never even going to try to get a six pack. And yet.
Over the past year, Robert has been spotted working out religiously. He’s doing what he hates most, what gives him horrible anxiety, all for a role he’s probably always dreamed of. And you people are still out here trying to verbally abuse him and critique his appearance. It’s like 2007 all over again.
If you honestly think he’s not a good choice, fine, but leave his body out of it. Body-shaming men is just as bad as body-shaming women and it’s just fucked up that he has to go through all this all over again.
i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam
JJK men answering Thirst Tweets again :P
Bruce: What’s wrong?
Y/N: *Takes long drag of cigarette*
Y/N: My sketchers don’t light up anymore.
The Haikyuu Boys Walk
in on Miss Manager Changing
Karasuno x Female Manager; Fukurodani x Female Manager
Warnings: invasion of privacy (please always knock before entering), mentions of female clothing (bras, panties), staring, idk what else to put 🤣
AN: This is a request from Karasuno Anon! I love all my headcannons but this one made me giggle 🤣
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Karasuno
First off, it's the whole team who walks in 🤣
Literally a freaking trickle effect
🌟It starts something like this 🌟
It's almost the end of practice
You, Yachi and Kiyoko are talking and comparing notes while the guys finish up
Ukai tells you that you three can go change because the boys can handle the clean up
Plus, Ukai knows you deserve a break 👏🏻
On your way out, Kiyoko says she's going to make copies of the notes
Yachi asks to go along because why the heck not 😅
You decide to go ahead and change
You are in the midst of taking you pants off when you hear voices outside the door 👂🏻
You don't think much of it because the boys club room is right next door
That is 👀 until you hear the voices stop outside the door
Now, I know what your thinking 🤚🏻
It wasn't planned
Because it's not Tanaka and Noya, oh no no no it's Hinata and Kageyama 🤣
"Crappy-yama you are no better than the great king"- Hinata
"Shut up you human Tangerine! I'm way better than that loser Oikawa"- Kageyama
They are arguing about none other than the man, the myth, the legend himself 🙌🏻
Unfortunately they neglect the fact that they have stopped one door short 👀
As in, in front of the female changing room 👀
So when the door opens and you meet the eyes of Hinata and Kags
Oh boy 🤦♂️
First off, you reach to cover yourself
Let's say you were just in your bra and panties when they walked in
You 👉🏻 grab a towel and yell "what the hell you two get OUT!"
Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁
You 👉🏻 STOP STARING AND GET OUTTT!!!
Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁
Needless to say, you screaming did not affect them
But it did reach the ears of a few others
Tanaka and Noya come running 🏃♂️
No way is someone going to mess with their precious YN
They stop outside the door 🧍♂️ 🧍♂️ and gawk at you 😵😵
Literal jaws on the floor, drool flowing GAWK
you 👉🏻 WILL YOU ALL KINDLY LEAVE ME TO CHANGE IN PEACE
Hinata, Kags, Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻👁👄👁
You 👉🏻 I WILL PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE
message not received YN they just stare 😳
Luckily for you, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita are not far behind
Not sure if that's luck or karma 😅
Daichi hears you shout and RUNS 🏃♂️ to see the 4 idiots starting at you
Daichi will freak
"STOP STARING AT YN SHES NAKED"- Daichi
"Yn's Naked? Jesus YN close the door!"- Suga
"I did close the door! Hinata and Kageyama walked in on me!"- you
"It was an accident! Kageyama distracted me"- Hinata
"I did not!!"- Kageyama
They literally break our into a fight in the doorway 🙄
You are still standing there in your towel
Ennoshita reacts and shoves a still gaping Tanaka and Noya out the door
Literally the door is shutting and Tanaka and Noya are just like
🚪 👁👄👁
Asahi is shouting apologizes through the door and Narita says they should get you a lock
Tsukki and Yams pull up and are unfazed
Literally this is like a daily occurrence
When Kiyoko and Yachi come back, Kiyoko steps over Hinata and Kags
Who are now rolling on the floor fighting 😅
"Did they walk in on you again YN?"- Kiyoko
Yachi just looks from you to Kiyoko
"They've done this before?"- Yachi
"It's a weekly occurrence"- you 🤣
You'll never know peace YN 🥰
Fukurodani
It's Bokuto
It's always Bokuto 🤣
Seriously, the whole team has to be on top if their game simply because of Bokuto
They have no other choice
You're the newest manager for the powerhouse known as Fukurodani
And also Bokuto's babysitter
Seriously, we've established this before
You were strictly hired to care for Bokuto
He is simply too much work for Akaashi 😅
However, Bokuto has now developed a slight attachment to you YN
He literally can't go 1 hour without seeing you
You've become the mans muse YN 🥰
He's so freaking cute and I'm so jealous 😭
Anyways, it's late and practice is coming to an end
Bokuto has been going an hour on his spikes and it's time to shut 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 down 👏🏻
"Bokuto sweetie it's time to put the volleyballs away now"- you
"Yn noooo" Bokuto 🥺
Akaashi doesn't understand but he trusts the process 😅
"Bo, you know you'll hurt yourself if you keep going. Hey how about this? We walk home together and stop for something to eat?"- you
This man is food driven and I needn't say more 🍙
So while Bokuto is running around cleaning up the gym because he has so so SO much energy
You tell Akaashi you're going to change and will meet him and Bokuto out front
Akaashi hears this, comprehends this and files it away
Bokuto does not hear this, comprehend nor file anything 🤣
So when Akaashi is headed to the changing room with Bokuto
Bokuto suddenly gets a great idea
"Akaashiiii let's go for Ramen!!! I love that idea! I'm going to tell YN right now!"- Bokuto
It takes .03 seconds for Akaashi to realize what Bokuto is about to do
Unfortunately for him, it only takes Bokuto .029999 seconds to act 😂
The door to the girls changing room SLAMS open
There you are, standing in a towel right after your shower 🚿
It's a classic case of 🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me, AND I LOOK AT HIMMMM 🎶
Bokuto 👉🏻🤪😐😳😲
You 👉🏻 BOKUTO WHAT THE HELL
Akaashi will literally cover his eyes, pull Bokuto out by the collar of his shirt and shut the door
All while his hand covers his eyes 🙈
Mans is exceptional 💅
Bokuto will just stand there staring at the door
Legit this is the first time he realized you were a girl, like an ACTUAL girl 🤣
"Bokuto you can't just run into the girls changing room! That's such a huge violation of privacy!"- Akaashi
Bokuto is still staring at the door
"Come on let's go get changed and then you can think of a way to make it up to YN"- Akaashi, now staring to walk away
"Bokuto are you coming?"- Akaashi, turning around to see Bokuto STILL STARING AT THE DOOR 🚪
"Akaashi..."
"Yeah..."
"I think Im in love" ☺️ Bokuto
Well, at least Bokuto's emo modes are taken care of for the foreseeable future
All thanks to YN 🤗
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
My bestie after showing her the draft for my bakugo drabble:
Me: