Y’all Ever Fantasize About A Fictional Character A Little Too Hard To The Point You’re Convinced

Captain Human Eater

Peter: Mr Stark, what's a humanitarian?

Tony: *Completely stoned* It's like a vegetarian but they eat humans.

Peter: *Slowly turning to Steve* You make me sick.

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

Let’s get one thing straight

I like this white man and him alone

Maybe this one as well

Probably should add this one to the list

Okay, okay. Last one (even if he’s half Caucasian)

Or maybe if I just add

But let’s not forget the first one

That is all……. For now

I miss my silly lil Gojo :(

me: i want love

also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

Fuwa encounter

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