“A Little Treat” Has Proven To Be A Devastating Weapon Of Destruction Against My Moneys… But…

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

To be completely composed or to be utterly unhinged? That is the question.

Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."

Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

Anyone ever so stressed out that it ends up circling back to leveled-out neutral? System overload style?

Anyone else who would rather experience physical pain than wear something they deem uncomfortable? (e.g., uncomfortable fabric/fit)

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals