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Reminder:

You are not obligated to keep up a relationship with anyone who has toxic or abusive behavior, whether they are a parent, friend, family member, romantic partner, or someone else. It is completely acceptable and reasonable to cut ties with these people. You do not owe them anything; and you deserve to have a happy, healthy life, free from their influence.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

action.aclu.org

Tell Congress: America Elects Presidents, Not Kings

The Supreme Court declared that criminal law doesn’t apply when you’re Donald Trump or any other president using the powers of the office. D

This only takes a few minutes!

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

a treasure found antiquing today

Watching Breaking Bad for the first time

It should be called Br-M(e)aking Bad Decisions because that is all that Walter ever does