If You Have Ever Been Tempted By A Paleozoic Pal, Like A A Stuffed Trilobite Or A Full Size Eurypterid

I need some highly concentrated uranium. for. Undisclosed purposes

Anyone ever so stressed out that it ends up circling back to leveled-out neutral? System overload style?

Chop you up in little cubes and put you in the soup

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."

Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*

A little early guys

Reminder:

You are not obligated to keep up a relationship with anyone who has toxic or abusive behavior, whether they are a parent, friend, family member, romantic partner, or someone else. It is completely acceptable and reasonable to cut ties with these people. You do not owe them anything; and you deserve to have a happy, healthy life, free from their influence.