Funniest Fucking Thing

there's no place like olm.. 🕯️

Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.

didyou know you can just put your hand in a rockpool and the shrimps will just hang out with you. isnt that so awesome

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

i have mola mola autism now

in stars and soup :tm:

why do new updates always install new games on my phone

Like no, samsung, I do not want "block blast," nor have I ever wanted it

What it feels like trying to explain polyamory to literally anybody.

Them: "The worst she can say is no."

Her: "Your body betrays your degeneracy."