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My little buddy has never looked more ready to fuck up some lasagna

wheres seasons greasons

Important message for Texans:

Yet another completely preventable death has occurred, sadly part of a trend.

The Independent

Texas woman’s miscarriage care was delayed due to state laws. She died 3 days later

She isn’t the only woman to have died due to confusing laws surrounding reproductive care

Dozens of women are dying, and hundreds more are suffering under Texas' abortion ban. Do not vote for Ted Cruz if you value these people's lives. This should never have happened in the first place and must not continue. Vote on November 5th to end this.

NBC News

A dramatic rise in pregnant women dying in Texas after abortion ban

Exclusive analysis finds the rate of maternal deaths in Texas increased 56% from 2019 to 2022, compared with just 11% nationwide during the

Do you ever have emotions so positive that they somehow circle back to negative?

What it feels like trying to explain polyamory to literally anybody.

Tumblr, how did you come out to friends/family?

Ah, yes, Google. This is definitely what I meant.

Stab!

If Siffrin was stopped from stabbing himself

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

If you are transgender or nonbinary, or any other non-cis identity, or are an ally and live in the U.S.:

I usually do not make political posts, as I believe it is something that no one really wants to see and isn't something I want to argue about, but this isn't a "political issue." It's about human rights, rights which should never be debated.

The rights of as many as 5,332,800 transgender and nonbinary Americans, 1.6% of the population, would be threatened under Trump's presidency. Donald Trump has actively taken a position against us, not to mention the LGBTQIA+ community as a whole, pushing for legislation that limits our rights. A vote for Trump is a vote against LGBTQIA+ citizens. Please head out and vote if you are an ally or a member of the LGBTQIA+ community. We need to stand together and fight for our rights, to ensure not just a better life for ourselves but for future generations as well. We need to act now to make the change we want to see.

Do not wait; do not put it off. Register to vote if you still have not.

People's lives are in your hands.

Goodluck. Stay safe. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸

Reminder:

You are not obligated to keep up a relationship with anyone who has toxic or abusive behavior, whether they are a parent, friend, family member, romantic partner, or someone else. It is completely acceptable and reasonable to cut ties with these people. You do not owe them anything; and you deserve to have a happy, healthy life, free from their influence.

I really like how the positive side of the scale has a good smattering of votes-- and the neutral even holds a decent portion-- but whenever you head over to the negative side it's just: "Wipe it off the face of the Earth," absolutely no nuance.

Attention Asexuals:

This is a question required to receive citizenship in Asexual land

Attention Asexuals:

This is a question required to receive citizenship in Asexual land

Some LGBTQIA+ Statistics:

9% of the world's population identifies as LGBTQIA+ (738 million)

3% of the world's population identifies as transgender or nonbinary (246 million)

1.7% of the world's population is intersex (139.4 million)

A large slice of the pie.

Linguine .

You know what this means, right?

A child was killed for each confirmed sighting.

50 WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF “SAID”

Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “said” in your writing? Try using these words/phrases instead:

stated

commented

declared

spoke

responded

voiced

noted

uttered

iterated

explained

remarked

acknowledged

mentioned

announced

shouted

expressed

articulated

exclaimed

proclaimed

whispered

babbled

observed

deadpanned

joked

hinted

informed

coaxed

offered

cried

affirmed

vocalized

laughed

ordered

suggested

admitted

verbalized

indicated

confirmed

apologized

muttered

proposed

chatted

lied

rambled

talked

pointed out

blurted out

chimed in

brought up

wondered aloud

(NOTE: Keep in mind that all of these words have slightly different meanings and are associated with different emotions/scenarios.)

(Possibly?) Hot take: "Girl" has become a unisex term much like dude

Anyone else who would rather experience physical pain than wear something they deem uncomfortable? (e.g., uncomfortable fabric/fit)

Them: "The worst she can say is no."

Her: "Your body betrays your degeneracy."

Free Sauna Hack:

1. Make pancakes

2. Decide to eat them by the stove while the next ones are cooking

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Have you ever had a bagel with cream cheese, cinnamon, and maple syrup?

Turns out it's the best thing ever

*sidles out of the shadows*

*opens jacket, hands you PDFs of every Loeb classical library text in the public domain*

*also hands you links to Gutenberg.org for searchable EPUB books, LibriVox for free audiobooks, the Internet Archive library and the Perseus Digital Library*

*also, if you're under 22 and in the US, you can get a free eCard for the Brooklyn Public Library, and access their entire digital catalogue*

*slides back into shadows*

Abstract Woop

Are you more of an "Oh my God" or a "Jesus Christ" person? (If you use both, pick the one you use most often.)

Reblog for a larger sample size (if you want)