Stanwritesstuff - St⛤nl3y

[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

You accidentally cross a witch, and she curses you, saying “You can only speak lies”. Unfortunately, this makes it so you can only say the word “lies”, and the witch admits she’s an apprentice that screwed up the spell. Now you’ve teamed up with her to figure out how to undo it.

Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, using the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

Guys I just got a phone!!!!! I've been on pc until now

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since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

since I know everyone loved my soup take (they did not) here is another one of my stupidly picky eater takes:

FUCK WHOEVER PUT NUTS AND SHIT IN SOFT PILLOWY BAKED GOODS IF I WANTED CRUNCH ID EAT A CRACKER

does that one hit taken voice line make you wanna just protect him even more or are you normal🥲

DAZAI HEADCANNONS

1. Prosthetic eye, mostly wears one that has a smiley face on it

2. Constant headaches: I feel like he would also have migraines on a regular basis, stemming from a car accident

3. Double jointed: it just see it, no real reason

4. He is a archeology nerd, ask him about anything revolving it and he will go on for hours

5. He cuts his own hair, mostly because he knows the way he likes it and thinks if he let's anyone else touch it, it'll be messed up forever

6. He loves headpats, favorite sign of affection

7. He has chronic pain in his legs but refuses to admit it

8. He can't cook, but CAN bake, suprisingly well

9. He adores little kids. Who doesn't though

10. He constantly fears everyone will either

A: forget about him or

B. That everyone will hate him

Inserting bsd characters into my favorite memes

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right