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when the movie lowkey sad but all u could think about was how badly you wanna lick sam monroes collarbones.

it had to be done 🫡

born to ride or whatever lana said

Lando: when you said 'magic in bed' this was not what I was expecting...

Y/N: *pulling a card from the deck* was THIS your card?

Lando: holy-

pinning Bsf Lando

Lando: you're a slut, you're a whore, you're a dick, and you're a bitch

Y/N: and with your help I could be president too

rest days after a race

https://x.com/GeorgeRussell63/status/1911469090788585568?t=OlpLzTnHSg4ZRWKhAG7ANA&s=19 WHY is he always naked 😭

He saw George whoring himself out on live television and needed to put an end to that nonsense immediately. Pulled on those long ass socks for a cowboy confrontation and went, “the grid ain’t big enough for two exhibitionists, partner” pew pew

Oh dear George Russel, thank you for your service🤭🫡

a half naked pookie

me, as snug as a bug in a rug, thinking about mickey barnes hitting it raw 💕

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

both raw, next question

Lando: why don't you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock?????????

Y/N: alright, one sec

Y/N: hey, it says I gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

😔

Im crying this lizard red flagged the session bc it was walking so slowly but the moment it saw the marshals he HIT DA BRICKS 👣‼️

Y/N: you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end

Lando: yes you can

Y/N: shut up nerd

No thoughts, brain empty

supposed to be writing a carlos fic right now but after this story he posted…i need to write a lando x sainz!resder fic QUICK SOMEONE SEND ME A REQUEST BRAIN IS JAMMED RN

that’s literally his mini me

Mfs be like “they would’ve committed none of these crimes if they got dominated” and it’s these guys

Shattered Glass (2003).

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW QUINNIFER??

Lando: Y/N, you know how much I love you...

Y/N: whaddya want?

Lando: a partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY!

Oscar: Lando isn't answering his phone

Y/N: i'll call

Oscar: me and Carlos have tried like 6 times, what makes you thi-

Lando: hello?

~Lando in a McLaren video w/ Y/N as pr~

Lando: I'm afraid no other fruit is topping mangos. They are simply the best fruit.

Y/N: what do you know about topping

Lando: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

this is very, deeply, truly, utterly important to me‼️