YES
Becky: I thought you two were dating.
Tori: No, why would you even think that?
Becky, to everyone in the room: Raise your hand if you thought Michael and Tori were dating!
Everyone: *raises hands*
Tori: Michael, why is YOUR hand up?
Remus is six foot seven
James is six foot four
Sirius is five foot nine
Peter is five foot six
Lily is five foot seven
Marlene is six foot
Mary is five foot five
Dorcas is five foot seven
Alice is five foot two
Frank is five foot eight
Regulus is six foot two
HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY!!!
Omfg I love this so much. It's so adorable I actually can't
Wolfstar ❤️
Crimson rivers Sirius is so “slut!” Coded
a black dog, a tattooed golden retriever and a stolen keylime green dog walk into a bar
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I NEED THIS AS A FULL, LONGER THAT THE BIBLE, FLUFFY FANFIC
jamie pushes her hair away from her face. it's always messy, she can't control it. not that she wants to. it's always concealed by her hat anyway. she's sat at a red light, bike between her legs. she's gotta get to sirius' flat, sirius wants her to meet her younger sister. so she's biking across town. it's warm out, good day for biking.
the light switches and she starts biking again, flying down the street and watching all the cars go by. she doesn't see the girl she nearly crashes into. "watch it!" the girl shouts, flipping them off. jamie brakes and swings around to look at her. bloody hell, is she pretty. she's got a long white skirt and oversized band tee. sirius has one exactly like that. their hair's curly and hangs loosely to their shoulders, held back by headphones. their tote bag has the words 'i didn't really fall. i just sauntered vaguely downwards' printed on it. so pretty.
"sorry!" she yells over. "sorry, i didn't see you!"
"are you blind?" the stranger snaps. they're heading the same way. jamie just smiles at their yelling, feeling a warm blush on their face. "why are you smiling?"
"i smile a lot."
"right. and you're smiling when i'm yelling at you because-"
"yell at me more."
"bloody psychotic," the stranger passes them, walking up ahead. jamie starts biking beside them. "following me, are you?"
"well, i'm going the same way as you. sorry for nearly killing you. what's your name?"
"as if i'd tell the strange girl who just nearly killed me."
"i'm jamie."
"potter?"
"yeah! that's my last name! how'd you know?"
"i'm regina."
"you're sirius' sister?"
"yes."
"oh my god. you're pretty."
"excuse me?"
"sirius said they're prettier than you. i don't think that's true." regina purses her lips. "well, regina-"
"reggie."
"hm?"
"call me reggie."
Hear
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Guys, you know the whole “James’ type is people who are mean to him” thing?
I think it’s because they make him feel like a real person.
I am forever pushing the “James struggles with feeling like a real person agenda” and I think that initially Lily/Regulus genuinely didn’t like him as a person and that is what made him initially attracted to them. James is one of those “everyone loves him, he’s a literal ball of sunshine” people. But James is nothing if not a people pleaser so he’s always trying to be someone that people like and sometimes he’s not sure that the person he is, is real or just an act.
But they don’t like the person that he shows everyone (because they can subconsciously feel that something is off with James). And no one (excluding Snape and people he doesn’t like because he’s not performing for them) has ever told James that they don’t like him.
So he tries to win both of them over but it doesn’t work because he’s trying to win them over with this not-real-person side of himself and he only wins them over once they see the real James. So by not liking this fake person and seeing through his mask they’re inadvertently helping him learn how to be himself and not be putting on a show all the time.
marauders era triwizard tournament is my worst brain rot right now this shit is plaguing my brain and like bro just imagine james is the hogwarts champion and it’s the black lake task where they have to get someone from the bottom and it’s regulus!!! JAMES SAVING REGULUS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE??? JAMES SAVING REGULUS FROM DROWNING??? JAMES HELPING REGULUS SWIM TO SHORE???? JUST IMAGINE IT!!!!! i fear i must do this
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