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Sirius: I'm all for you dating my brother but he's a bit... you know, mean?

James: he's not!

*Regulus when talking to anyone*

Regulus: I literally don't care.

Regulus: Do you think before you speak?

*Regulus talking to James*

Regulus: i love you, mi Amour.

Regulus*sings james to sleep after he has a panic attack*: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away"

Snakes and Lions...Snakes. And. Lions.

By her_smile_forges_galaxies on AO3

You ever read fanfic so god tier you have to wait for real life to load back in so you spend half the day doing tasks with that dead look in your eye, replaying all your favorite moments?

Cry

seriously what does one do after finishing crimson rivers

Whenever I read fics with main pairing Jily (As a Jegulus shipper) I hear that SpongeBob audio.

Lily: Oh no, I’ve lost my pen

James: Here, you can borrow mine

*Reg in the distance*: I lost something once

Fuck kayne west

Teenage boys:

Jacob: Do it or your gay!

Jacobs friend Liam: *does it so their not gay*

The Maruaders:

Peter: do it or your straight!

James, Sirius, Remus, Regulus, Barty, Evan, Marlene, Dorcas, Mary, Lily, Pandora: *does it so their not straight*

Trans Regulus who wasn't able to transition until after Hogwarts and when he finally was able to move out. So no one in Hogwarts saw him after T. He attends a school reunion with James, no one recognizes him, and he acts as if he's never been to Hogwarts before and that James just snagged a hot French husband after graduation.

Everything about this is just perfect

some peter head-cannons because this fandom neglects the poor boy

he/they (prefers they but dosnt want to inconvenience others by saying that so only really the other marauders use they)

short but not the shortest (is like an inch or a couple cm for you not americans taller than sirius and loves to talk about it)

is aroace but doesn’t realize it until like the middle of sixth year, and because he doesn’t realize it for a while dates and sleeps with so so many people. like you could point to a random student in the great hall at dinner that was about their age and they would probably be peter’s ex of some kind

loves cheese. loved cheese before they became animagi. when they were working on that james and sirius would joke that peter would be a mouse or a rat because of how much they likes cheese

is like besties with cat form mcgonnagal. he doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him and they sometimes will hangout and run around the hallways. they bond over their love of cheese.

because he’s besties with mcgonnacat, he never had any problems with pet cats and strays bc minerva told them pete’s a friend. (also helps that they steal cheese for them from the kitchen)

is actually pretty good at school but his B+s and A-s aren’t that noticeable next to james and remus’s consistent As and A+s (or whatever the equivalent would be at hogwarts)

a god at chess

is a really good singer but only ever sings in front of the other marauders (once he drunkenly did karaoke with mary and she asked for his autograph after(jokingly ofc but still))

got a muggle driving license bc he thought that would be helpful. bc of this he was the designated alcohol getter on their cornwall ‘77 trip (atyds is canon shhh)

also always the designated snack getter from the kitchen when they’re doing anything

always has ibuprofen or some kind of pain relief potion in his pocket/bag bc remus is always in some form of pain from his furry little problem, james is always sore from quidditch and sirius gets migraines. mary also gets really bad cramps and never complains but peter can tell when she’s in pain. he himself has chronic joint pain but never takes the medicine because what if his friends need it?

also always has extra cigarettes and a lighter in his bag even though he dosnt smoke

he also always has an extra tampon and pad

when hes drunk he can’t transform to or from his rat form. so if hes drunk and a rat at the time, hes kinda stuck at a rat, at least until he sobers up a bit

can play guitar and the drums and a little bit of piano

loves quidditch and watching quidditch and the idea of playing quidditch but in reality is a bit afraid of heights (though in james’s backyard where the goal posts aren’t to high, he’s an amazing keeper)

will probably reblog with others as i think of them!

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Complete list of my fav queer books:

The seven husbands of evelyn hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid (wlw main couple, mlm rep, bi pride, 60-70s pride protests, right person wrong time, forbidden love, friends to lovers)

Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (mlm main couple, enemies to lovers, forbidden love, bi rep)

One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston (wlw main couple, mlm rep, trans rep, 70s pride protests, found family, romance trapped in one place)

If this gets out by Sophia Gonzales and Cale Dietrich (mlm main couple, forbidden romance, friends to lovers)

She Drives me Crazy by kelly quindlen (wlw main couple, enemies to lovers, fake dating)

They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera (mlm main couple, limited time, love at first sight kinda, tragic love)

Loveless by Alice Oseman (ace/aro main character, wlw rep, non binary rep)

Afterlove by Tanya Bryne (wlw main relationship, not enough time)