starcandymiracle

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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

Cybertronians purring like an engine

Cybertronians hissing like tv static

i still get this question to this day. asking for PERMISSION to draw my actual ROMAN EMPIRE. you sweet amazing individuals so. just to let people know

rb this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

pr✧ship + variants dni...

Winter holidays with the seeker trine be like:

Send help pls

selfship that really just be doing anything

proship DNI

ily people who write angst into your selfship lore.

ily people who have the craziest, most convoluted selfship lore known to man.

ily people who write tropey selfship lore, like enemies to lovers or friends to lovers or found family or enemies to friends.

ily people who write selfship lore that has NOTHING to do with canon at all

ily people who base their selfship lore on preexisting canon characters or fanfiction or ocs.

ily people who base their selfship lore on songs or poems or specific canon dialogue.

ily people who have no selfship lore at all.

ily people who make a crazy amount of aus with their selfship, like coffee shop aus or vampire aus or soulmate aus.

ily people who aren't afraid to "be cringe" in their selfship lore, make "Mary Sue's" or overpowered s/is or whatever people think is lame.

keep doin u

reblog and in the tags, describe your current favorite character* WITHOUT mentioning any specific character or place names

*if you have lots, please pick one

Any starscream likers, I encourage chatting!!! :3

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABT THIS😡😡😡

"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

reblog if you agree

can I just log in

yeah it sucks that starscream never showed up again after s1. maybe they just couldn't get Steve Blum back. ah well

Not mine, however it is extremely funny

Just look at his head lower!

Starscream’s likely been waiting to tell Sentinel off for the longest time and once he finally can, he’s restrained and his voice sounds so comical that he can’t even take him seriously. Sentinel just laughs in his face.

Poor guy.

AHHHHG!!! GET THIS ‘DWEEB’ OUTTA HERE!..

hii! Ik i already posted this awhile ago on my twitter/X BUTTTT I thought it’d be cool 2 spread my disease riddled art on other platforms too!!

regretevator fans….PLS INTERACT!! IM RLLY NICE AND AWESOME WAHHHHOOO!!!

Bive House

Do any of y'all see my vision, or am I actually just losing it?

I know it's more like "Bive doesn't have a home" but imagine if she just had this underground bunker she sometimes stayed at that looked exactly like this

"I know a place" and then it's the animal jam enchanted burrow den

sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

I still cannot take Folly seriously

Everything Folly says just feels like. Pizza Cutter. All edge no point

Hshdhrher ong she seems like an edgy oc. But she's got depth to her character which I like

She doesn't like her hat and lowkey wishes for a simpler life. She just vibes with Split and Wallter half the time

And despite being the only boss in the entire game and making threats 24/7 she can't actually kill you not matter how much you annoy her

This implies she got hurt in the past trying to be nice :((( Girl who broke your heart

In conclusion I love she

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

tfw = two fucking weiners

Instead of obsessing over smthing actually useful or smart why tf am i obsessing over some evil ass computer that shouldn't even like be obsessed over cuz of how shitty he is what the fuck

so sorry for the frequent electric dreams posts...

for some weird reason I cant stop drawing/posting about it like EVERY DAY I THINK ABOUT ELECTRIC DREAMS!!! anyways

Human(ish) p.AI.nter!!!

Me and my friend finally met seb yesterday, so I celebrated by not drawing sebastian lmfao

Guys, I really love evil, rude Starscream....you know just love to hate him.

But I am kinda getting bored of it....Like we seen it so many Times already! I actually want Starscream getting a redemtion arc without dying. LET THIS MAN HEAL😔

Like it should start with some selfish reason, Like to Save his aft from Megatron and goes to autobots(you know how most fanfics do it). And he's still an asshole but Like he slowly becomes better without really wanting to....but then he's Like

"wow I kinda Like when everybody doesn't hate me"

AND JUST FOR ME! I would love if someone had an Aunt May type, "I belive there's a hero in all of us" talk with Starscream, when he's having "Oh no I am starting to have morala" episode.

there's this guy named hal and there's apparently 9000 of him. enormous if true

I'm going to sound very old and very tired here for a second, but iIt is so dystopian to me to have ads on my computer.

Ads used to be on the internet. And that's that. The things that were installed on my computer did not show me ads.

And that goes even beyond the questionable practice that free versions of programs such as Avira now show you lil ads in the corner of your screen like once a day.

You used to have free games on your computer.

I was in the mood to play a game again, a very rare mood for me, and I opened the game center for the... first time since I had this version of Windows (as I said; very rare mood).

And there's ads. You play the "free" games that live on your computer and there are ads left and right and beneath it and between levels there is just a 20 second ad break.

You can go premium to no longer have ads.

That's dystopian to me.

When things that used to be fully free and just part of something are now riddled with ads and to get the ad free experience that, again, used to just be the experience, you have to pay.

And it's not even a one-time-payment.

Back in the day, you used to pay for something and then you owned it. You used to pay for a program or a game, and you owned a physical CD that you put in your computer to install the thing and it was just yours. It belonged to you, because you paid for it.

Now everything is a per month subscription, which is just so sinister because many look like oh, that's not that much money! Sure, I'll pay 1,99€/month to play games ad free. Every single month sums up, and it sums to a lot over the years though, for something that used to be free. (And I've complained about subscriptions before, in the context of Adobe, which isn't just dystopian anymore, it's actually plain evil to demand 25,99€/month to use a singular program, that you can now no longer buy to actually own.)

And I know - I know - you can find free games online to download or play in browser (already did that for mahjong) - but I'm talking about the principle here. The principle of getting ads on your computer, directly, and to have to pay to no longer have ads and use something that had been a part of the Windows experience since... forever.