Gift From A Faithful Friends

cryptozoology > crypt*c*rrency

Hello, my name is Erik.

I’m a cat.

No, wait-

I’m your Phantom of the Litterbox.

Remember when you smiled right to my face? As all my little tears of oxalate They made a shape, revealed a snake Now I'm stop-drop rollin' over all your jokes Every time you tell a lie, I'm prayin' that you choke, Should've listened to the signs and the horoscope, Hope you never cope, hope you slip on soap, Crack your head like an egg, wanna see the yolk, You were such a hoax No, I never knew what it meant What it meant to be content with you Everything I expressed, I professed It never quite made it through Said it's all in my head, all in my head Whenever I spoke my truth No, I won't defend you to all my friends This time I refuse If you bite my hand again I will never feed you, you can call me evil Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited, Took me way too long to put this to bed Lovin you was lethal, guess that makes me evil.

-Evil - Melanie Martinez

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

Tell me a soft memory

THEY CAME GUYS

Link to them here

they’re mink skulls!

I don't belong in this state.

These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

i'm the goblin who eats the books when you put them in the return slot at the library. every book you've ever checked out has been a forgery i typed out from memory and printed on the xerox machine and put back into circulation. i've written more books than james patterson

what do you mean how do i feel attractive. too many eyes, fangs, antlers, boney and unnatural, way too tall, eerie and looking like a corner-eye demon of course.