Starfire-0283 - Starfire_0283

@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Why can't they? It doesn't mean anything bad, does it?

inkle dinkle binky bunk

dude you can't just say inkle dinkle binky bunk

@idraw-sometimes I couldn't help but think of you :)

I have come to disturb your scrolling with this thing

Enjoy :) <3

Where did you come from,

Where did you come from,

Cotton Eye Joe

Was going through my list cuz I realized I haven't seen one of the people I follow recently and they're just fucking Gone

Worst part is I can't even hunt them down because I forget what they're user was😭 all I remember was that it started with an O and had a Tim drake pfp WHERE ARE YOUUU

You heard the girl get in

That is terrifying, someone should write a story about it

I had a dream that I was playing Minecraft. It seemed to be perpetually night, rain fell through blocks, and I kept running out of torches. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and checked my settings. The difficulty was set to “Peaceful, I hope.” I couldn’t change it.

I'll strike at the end of band when we're outside and clean up whatever falls on the ground

No directors, no consequences

Evidently my dog has decided the shit im wearing today is No It and has decided to try to pull me around by it and tear the living shit out of it

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

Imagining an alien species that has a buncha carbs or whatever as skin so that when a human spits on them they begin to melt and therefore humans would have “acid spit” to them (because human saliva has amylase or whatever that can dissolve sugars)