@idraw-sometimes Make Sure You Read The Second Paragraph. I'm Actually Excited.

@idraw-sometimes make sure you read the second paragraph. I'm actually excited.

“Half delicious murder ballad, half beguiling love story, Amal El-Mohtar transports us to Faerieland so seamlessly it seems as though she just stepped out of it.” —Holly Black

This advertisement is for The River Has Roots, the solo debut of Amal El-Mohtar, co-author of This Is How You Lose the Time War.

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

Sisters Esther and Ysabel Hawthorn tend and harvest the enchanted willows that grow on their land at the border of Faerie and the mundane world. The sisters honor an ancient compact to sing to the willows as thanks for their magic, and they cherish each other as much as they cherish their trees.

But when Esther rejects a suitor in favor of a lover from Faerie, she places their sisterly bond and their very lives in peril. Follow the river Liss to the small town of Thistleford, on the edge of Faerie, and meet two sisters who cannot be separated, even in death.

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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starfire-0283

8 months ago

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starfire-0283

4 months ago

UHC website has an article entitled "Response to Misinformation" in which it explicitly labels Luigi as a killer despite a trial not taking place. Which in itself is defamation and very telling of their concerns with pushing a narrative more than a legal and ethical perspective.

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starfire-0283

3 months ago

me holding a bread roll with two ibuprofen inside of it

I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich

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but hey i love this idea in theory in practice though i would actually choke and die bread is not my friend especially when I'm in pain it's like the inverse of a knuckle sandwich

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starfire-0283

9 months ago

Okay, but the school's power should also be out and if it stays out until Thursday then we won't have band

The power in my area for like MILES is out rn because someone stole equipment from the power companys sub stations🥲

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starfire-0283

10 months ago