Starfleet-xenobotanist - Plain And Simple Xeno

The words for sloppy and slutty are the same in German (Schlampig). So you can imagine how fast my head snapped to look at my computer screen when I was absentmindedly watching Improbable Cause in German for the first time and i genuinely believed for half a second Garak had just called the Tal Shiar sluts and not sloppy

Rewatching DS9 and I forgot how annoying Bashir was at first. Man both masked and masc-ed too close to the sun. I would die for him.

my sewing machine broke so my glittery-holographic julian bashir racquetball outfit costume is sexier than originally intended

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

When writing Garak, the author must fill themselves with depraved, lustful pining for Julian Bashir.

If one is asexual, or otherwise lacking in such affections towards the dear doctor, picturing a gorgeous behemoth of a sandwich piled high with fresh toppings, thick bread toasted just so, leaking dressing onto its plate and cut in twain, but remaining one dollar short of buying it, is a suitable substitution.

K.A. Applegate, author of the Animorphs, Remnants, and Everworld book series:

Last night, I printed and colored my very own Dream Date Garak. Now I won’t be alone this Valentine’s Day !

Also super amazing to see fanart from 1997 circulating the internet. The original artist is Nancy Lee and if I can find their art accounts online I will link them.

You are dropped in a Star Trek location. Spin this wheel to find out which location and this wheel to find out who you are with.

Summer Drop

As I’ve announced earlier, I’m going to make another drop of art to purchase in summer. This time I plan to introduce some new things and maybe make it more diverse. But I’m not sure what you are most interested in. If you have something in mind, please let me know here!