Chuuya, Completely Shit-faced: “Love Is Cheap.... But This Booze Is Cheaper”

@disparatepeace got another good one!!!

Atsushi:Do you know how to cook?

Akutagawa:.....

Atsushi:.....

Akutagawa:....No.

Atsushi:.....

Akutagawa:.....

Atsushi:Do we call Chuuya?

Akutagawa:Yeah, now we call Chuuya.

nikolai: get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!

sigma: that's called murder and i heard somewhere that's illegal

Dazai: What if one day I got hit by a truck?

Atsushi: I'd run over to help you and call Yosano-san.

Akutagawa: I'd be the one driving the truck.

Chuuya: I'd be the one teaching Akutagawa how to drive.

Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Meirl