One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later
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"I'm about to end my lifu with this fucking knifu"
- Osamu Dazai, probably.
Compilation of Ranpo text post memes from my previous posts
Yosano to Dazai: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.
✿ 5.11
∘ From the Happy-Go-Lucky Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency:
∘ To the Dark Demonic Prodigy of the Port Mafia:
∘ To being the most perfect embodiment of the surreal beauty of Dazai Osamu:
∘ To executing the character to the T by goofing off offstage: (he's adorable!)
∘ To the effortless transitions from cute and adorable to dark and formidable :
He's given us everything that we could ask from Dazai Osamu, and then more!
I know I said a Peter Parker voice might be Huey’s teen voice but then I rewatched Adventure time and well…
(despite it being better synced in photoshop the audio always renders some frames behind so this is as good as it gets =n=)