Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

Uh. bro what's with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh shit are you anime blushing cuz you're in love w me bro????? Its ok dude u can tell me

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

Umbreon vibing to some Post Malone on Pokémon Day

Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways

Cashier: Woah, 58 boxes of candy! Having a party tonight?

Ranpo:

Ranpo: Sure.

UNORTHODOX FLYERS THAT I’VE USED THROUGHOUT THE AGES.

Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2

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EVERYONE SHUT RHE FUCK UP OH NY GID OH MY GOD