Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

this changed me as a person

Yosano to Dazai: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.

bonus:

i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

Dazai: What if one day I got hit by a truck?

Atsushi: I'd run over to help you and call Yosano-san.

Akutagawa: I'd be the one driving the truck.

Chuuya: I'd be the one teaching Akutagawa how to drive.

I'd be happier with a Let's Go Johto than a fucking LoL ripoff. Also, Tencent.

shit that actually happens in pokemon:

a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.

you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.

one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.

a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.

there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.

you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.

the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.

the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.

god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.

the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.

the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 

there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.

I watched Grave of the Fireflies and now every time I think about it I feel sick and just horrible overall but its fine ig 🙃

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

I am convinced Ranpo is indestructible. That man doesn’t have a single weakness. You can’t kill him. You can’t harm him. You can’t make him sad. He is God.