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The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both

I love artemis fowl bc the author decided to write about fairies who live underground & have magic, but the coolest thing about them by far is their super tech.

like yeah elves exist but more importantly they have laser weapons

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

EVERYONE SHUT RHE FUCK UP OH NY GID OH MY GOD

Unmute !

All’s well that’s well for me.

Happy birthday, Ranpo!

Every day I contemplate ending it all

...furries, plague doctors are human

wait wait wait…..do plague doctor fuckers count as furries or as monster fuckers

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

nikolai: get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!

sigma: that's called murder and i heard somewhere that's illegal